FEMALE POEM

What woman has never had
A slightly torn bra,
A slightly perverted cousin,
Or a gay friend?

What woman has never experienced
A rejection that made her want to disappear,
A binge that made her fall,
Or a lexotan to sleep?

What woman has never dreamed
Of her mother-in-law dead, lying there,
Of being very happy in life
Or of liposuction on her belly?

What woman has never thought
Of ending a pan,
Of throwing her children out the window
Or that it was all her fault?

What woman has never struggled
To have her legs waxed,
To put up with a maid
Or to work while menstruating?

What woman has never eaten
A box of Biscuits, out of anxiety,
A lettuce, for lunch, out of vanity
Or, a scoundrel out of longing?

What woman has never squeezed
Her foot into a shoe to make it fit,
Her belly to lose weight
Or a teddy bear to avoid going crazy?

What woman has never sworn
That she wasn't on the phone,
That she doesn't think about silicone

That she doesn't even remember 'his' name?

(author unknown)

I have found several "men" on the internet who claim authorship of this poem, there are variants like "perverted uncle", or "perverted cousin", but in printed work it was published in the book TAPA DE HUMOR NAO DÓI.

The author "O grelo Falante" are five women. ;)

What woman has never had
A slightly torn bra,
A slightly perverted cousin,
Or a gay friend?

What woman has never experienced
A rejection that made her want to disappear,
A binge that made her fall,
Or a lexotan to sleep?

What woman has never dreamed
Of her mother-in-law dead, lying there,
Of being very happy in life
Or of liposuction on her belly?

What woman has never thought
Of ending a pan,
Of throwing her children out the window
Or that it was all her fault?

What woman has never struggled
To have her legs waxed,
To put up with a maid
Or to work while menstruating?

What woman has never eaten
A box of Biscuits, out of anxiety,
A lettuce, for lunch, out of vanity
Or, a scoundrel out of longing?

What woman has never squeezed
Her foot into a shoe to make it fit,
Her belly to lose weight
Or a teddy bear to avoid going crazy?

What woman has never sworn
That she wasn't on the phone,
That she doesn't think about silicone

That she doesn't even remember 'his' name?

(author unknown)

I have found several "men" on the internet who claim authorship of this poem, there are variants like "perverted uncle", or "perverted cousin", but in printed work it was published in the book TAPA DE HUMOR NAO DÓI.

The author "O grelo Falante" are five women. ;)