I watched 40 minutes of conclusions from French authorities regarding the Air France 447 accident and, stunned, I heard the conclusions that, first, the plane crashed into the sea, and second, the plane is at the bottom of the sea. In 40 minutes of explanation, nothing more was concluded!
In the Gol 1907 accident, it became notorious that the pilots and co-pilot of the Legacy disregarded all international aviation regulations. They turned off safety equipment and ridiculed the situation with jokes recorded on the black boxes. In the end, they returned to the US, and there they are protected by the US government, which prevents justice from being served.
silviolobo.com.br has developed some hypotheses about accidents presented by some "authorities," particularly the French in the Air France 447 accident, and by North American authorities, understand US, in the Gol 1907 accident.
1st Hypothesis: The planes collided with Aladdin, the carpet would have obscured the pilots' vision, forcing them to fly only by instruments. This hypothesis is defended by the American government, which classifies Aladdin as a very dangerous terrorist who has participated in armed groups and is known in his region of origin as a famous thief. International communities claim that the young man is suffering prejudice due to his Arab origin; moreover, he would be too thin to cause a plane crash, and even if his magic carpet blocked the pilots' view, they would be capable of flying solely by instruments.
2nd Hypothesis: The planes collided with Santa Claus. Those who defend this hypothesis claim that the old man is senile, that he doesn't wear glasses to fly his sleigh, and above all, he is fat. But he has an alibi that proves he wasn't working at this time of year, nor would he be so close to the Equator.
3rd Hypothesis: Is it a bird? Another plane? No! It's Superman! In this hypothesis, the man of steel would have collided with the aircraft. Those who defend this idea claim that Clark Kent wears glasses and that he "couldn't take them off to fly." Opponents of this theory argue that after the accident, Superman would have held the aircraft and taken it to a baseball stadium.
4th Hypothesis: Harry Potter followers claim that plane crashes would be strong evidence of the presence of wizards. This would occur due to wizards who use brooms as a means of transportation because they cannot apparate; another problem would be the absence of flight plans between wizards and Muggles.
5th Hypothesis: A hypothesis pointed out by ufologists would be a collision with UFOs. The absence of interplanetary guidelines and goals would be causing these accidents. The US denies knowing about the event.
6th Hypothesis: Pointed out by China as a justification for various accidents that occurred in its country, and supported by Harry Potter followers, the collision with untamed Dragons would be the cause of these accidents.
This is not humor, this is criticism. Humor are the stories broadcast on television to convince you; to convince me. (Sílvio Lôbo)
7th Hypothesis: According to groups from the Universal Church of the Kingdom of God, the blame lies with the Roman Apostolic Church, which since the Middle Ages has used its power to influence governments and bring down planes. According to them, priests tied to balloons have been causing these accidents. (Photo courtesy)
8th British Hypothesis,
After MARVELOUS discussions between British Parliamentarians with those BEAUTIFUL wigs, it was concluded that the planes that suffered the accident collided with DELIRIOUS rainbows, and that some bodies were not found because they turned into glitter!
