
Forgive me, my college colleagues, but at 4 AM today, I find myself writing this critique about these three objects that, in contemporary times, seem to be the fuel that makes our world spin.
On these rainy days, abandoned at the bus stop, I spoke with a colleague about the importance of a car, and he seriously told me that a car was good for “picking up women.”
At that moment, I didn't pay much attention, took it as a joke, and left. The next day, after hearing this statement from another colleague for one more time, I decided to do a small survey among colleagues on the topic: “importance of a car.” It was unanimous; all 12 men questioned stated that a car is primarily good for "picking up women," followed by comfort, and thirdly, as a means of transportation!
I may be coming across as stupid, but I don't agree that women place "that much" consideration on cars... but!!! I cannot base my dissertations on the hypothesis that "the whole world is wrong" and only I am "right." ... In fact, they claim that women are totally attracted to the object (car) and can prove it to me, "pointing out" or "numbering" some real experiences.
Everything leads me to conclude that the phallus cult has undergone changes in its rituals. If in the earliest times, the display of an erect phallus in marble at pagan festivals was the center of the ritual, today, more composed, men display their large and robust automobiles. One thing is distorted here: the songs and dances are different, but there is no society without rituals. They change, but they remain...
What consoles us is that this cult of the erect phallus is something extremely primitive. Already in classical antiquity, the figure of the "large penis" was ridiculous and comical, which explains why Michelangelo placed a small penis on his sculpture of David.
However, many primitive aspects are far from extinction. Female bodies are used to sell all sorts of things, especially beverages. Whether it's good old beer or the boss's daughter.
There should be laws prohibiting this, but what can you do?
Society takes women, catechizes them with a culture that leads them to behave like whores. Then they label them as such and assign them the only function that is truly important to men: to satisfy the desires of their phalluses!



